you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals
and your imaginary dragons
and your cold monkeys
you’re all a bunch of daft punks
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
Dear any friends on tumblr, if you have seen or know where Dymphana, aka precious-oddity please ask her to contact her mom or anyone, because she are worried. She hasn’t been in contact for 5 hours and left in a worrying way.
Whose down to make out? I am, I’m literally down, like on the floor.
I’m lying on the cold hard ground.
Tagged: #glasses dork
Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about Kellam? I literally just found out you can recruit him…I feel so bad to have missed him in my first playthrough
The fact that Frederick fucking COMMISSIONED AN ARTIST TO PAINT CHROM FUCKING NAKED SAVE A SCALE AND A SWORD IN HIS HANDS WHILE POSING BOLDLY THO
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I
would build a _______ just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.